Well, as much as I hate to do it, Im going to violate a dying womans last wish by revealing this startling news to you, my loyal readers. I know, I know, Im a horrible person. If Ill violate a dying womans last wish, is there nothing holy left in the world?
Apparently not. At 7:11 am (EST) this morning, I was presented with this exciting news via electronic mail. Please read with me
My name is Mrs. lousia Wilson i am a dying woman who have decided to
donate what i have to church.I am 59 years old and i was diagnosed for
cancer for about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband,who has left me everything he worked for.I have been touched by God to donate from what i have inherited from my late husband to you to do the good work of God,rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.Please pray,that the good Lord forgive me my sins.I have asked God to forgive me and i beleive he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in
less than one hour.I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000 (One million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows
according to (JAMES 1:27).
At the moment i cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware i have changed my will to you and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer with this specified email(brianvariesesq@netscape.net) and tell him that i have WILLED ($1,500,000.00) to you and i have also notified him that i am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work.I know i dont know you but i have been directed to do this.Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the
task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will Jeopardize my last
wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don’t want my
relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.Regards,
Louisa Wilson
Im sure you can all now see why I would be so anxious to share this life-changing and exciting news with the world. I quickly drafted a response to her lawyer at the email address indicated, asking Mr. Varies, Esq. that he please expedite this issue so that I may collect my allotted amount as soon as possible.
I will, of course, keep my loyal readers appraised to the situation. Be forewarned Once Im a millionaire, I will likely be out enjoying all life has to offer for prolonged periods. Rest assured I will always return to this blog to keep you apprised of my travels.